JUST BECAUSE I TALK TO YOU DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE YOU.

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 20:47:12 GMT

REALLY? A GOOD IDEA?

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 14:52:45 GMT

I ALWAYS THOUGHT SO...NO REALLY I DID.

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 18:12:12 GMT

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 15:41:50 GMT

You know what I love about me? My mood changes, literally, from second to second.

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 13:49:12 GMT

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 13:15:09 GMT

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:13:43 GMT

THAT IS THE CHAIR OF A DICTATOR

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 19:50:06 GMT

thanks leigh

THE ONLY REASON I'DE GO.

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 19:35:43 GMT

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:26:39 GMT

Are You Hot?

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 21:20:25 GMT

You Are Smokin' Hot

You're a terrible flirt, a sharp dresser, and a party animal.
Of course, you're totally sizzling too. And for you, being hot just comes naturally.

Are You Hot?

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:16:23 GMT

i miss you

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 14:05:05 GMT

sleeping like shit. zero appetite. i've played this game before.

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 18:22:09 GMT

it feels like im getting depressed.
ugh not now.

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 16:45:34 GMT

i've forgotten how lonely my house was.

WITH THE RIGHT SEASONING THEY TASTE THE SAME.

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:04:20 GMT

PETA WILL DO ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION

PETA literally does nothing all day but send crackpot letters to organizations in the hope that some wire service makes a story about it, and one recent letter was crazy enough to garner the attention which PETA so desperately craves. Specifically, the organization has asked that Palm Beach Atlantic University — and no, I’ve never heard of it, either — change its teams’ names from Sailfish to Sea Kittens. Why? Because they’re assholes. Duh.

In a letter sent Wednesday to PBAU President Dr. David Clark, PETA urged the school to change its mascot from the Sailfish to Sea Kitten “to reflect the gentle nature of its current marine namesake.” The suggested name change is meant to promote empathy for fish and other marine animals, PETA said in a news release.
“If Sailfish became Sea Kitten and everyone in town started calling fish sea kittens, fewer of these gentle animals would be violently killed for food, painfully hooked for sport or cruelly confined to aquariums,” said PETA’s “Save the Sea Kittens” campaign coordinator Ashley Byrne.

A PBAU spokeswoman said the school would not comment about such a "ridiculous" request.

Yeah, and maybe if you called my “fist” a “love tenderizer” your face won’t hurt so bad after I beat the shit out of you for needlessly raising my blood pressure. That’s fried food’s job!

withleather.com

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:55:37 GMT

THE BEST HACKED ROAD SIGN YOU’LL SEE TODAY

The fine folks over at i-hacked.com have an article that begins “*** WARNING YOU SHOULD NEVER TAMPER WITH THESE SIGNS ***” and then goes on to tell you the best way to tamper with these signs. I like their style. Though I worry that this sign in particular could lead to more assholes like this. Hey, nice zombie outfit, did you make it out of your old ‘Vote for Pedro’ shirt? Anything else you’d like to ruin for everyone?

UPDATE: Commenter Stone Soup writes: “Vince, I’m partial to this low-tech hack.” Touché.

filmdrunk

I SEE A THEME HERE.

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:42:37 GMT

IT'S EITHER: I LOVE NAZIS OR FLOW CHARTS.

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:24:07 GMT

SPRECHEN SIE CHAINGUN?

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:22:17 GMT

BECAAAAAUUUUSE......

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 21:35:29 GMT

....each toe feels like it has it's own sock.

AND THEN THERE IS THIS

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:31:04 GMT

i miss olivia

I LOVE BACON

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:45:13 GMT

I love bacon!

HE'S GOT AN ARM OFF!

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 14:47:04 GMT

MARC FORSTER WILL DIRECT
WORLD WAR Z

Finding Neverland/Quantum of Solace director Marc Forster has been announced as the director of World War Z, Max Brook’s bestselling oral history of the zombie wars. Ordinarily I’d tear this to shreds for being about zombies, but Matt over at WithLeather swears it’s the best thing he’s read since his herpes test came back negative.

Brooks — the son of Mel Brooks and Anne Bancroft — wrote a detailed tale in which a researcher for the U.N. Postwar Commission interviews survivors from countries all over the world, 10 years after the crisis, to gather a first-person post-mortem on a war that obliterated every country on the map.
“The genre always fascinated me, and when they pitched it to me, it reminded me of the paranoid conspiracy films of the ’70s like ‘All the President’s Men,’ ” Forster told Daily Variety.

filmdrunk

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:08:48 GMT

JUST BECAUSE I TALK TO YOU DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE YOU.

REALLY? A GOOD IDEA?

I ALWAYS THOUGHT SO...NO REALLY I DID.

THAT IS THE CHAIR OF A DICTATOR

THE ONLY REASON I'DE GO.

Are You Hot?

WITH THE RIGHT SEASONING THEY TASTE THE SAME.

PETA WILL DO ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION

THE BEST HACKED ROAD SIGN YOU’LL SEE TODAY

I SEE A THEME HERE.

IT'S EITHER: I LOVE NAZIS OR FLOW CHARTS.

SPRECHEN SIE CHAINGUN?

BECAAAAAUUUUSE......

AND THEN THERE IS THIS

I LOVE BACON

HE'S GOT AN ARM OFF!

MARC FORSTER WILL DIRECT WORLD WAR Z

MARC FORSTER WILL DIRECT
WORLD WAR Z